The Hitman’s Bodyguard (R) (2017)

Action, Comedy | 118 Min
7.5 Stars (7.5 / 10)
hitman's bodyguard

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Adrenaline soaked insanity in its purest form. A triple a rated executive agent finds himself in a difficult position after sharing something with someone close to him. Everything that he had going for him has been lost because of a moment of weakness. Now, his only shot at redemption involves transporting a prisoner that he has a previous experience with. Along the way, there will be spills, thrills, chills and more. Along with all of that, you get a plethora of profanity laced humor that will either be extremely hilarious or offensive (depending on your sensitivity). Why is all of this happening? For love… Or so we’re told. Then again, what else would you expect from this combination… I mean come on… Deadpool and Samuel L Jackson! If you didn’t know what to expect coming into this than you should have done your research ahead of time. Get ready for an unforgettable experience that will turn you upside down and have you rolling in the aisles (if you’re into obscene comedy). If you aren’t a fan of obscenities than I’d suggest sitting this one out.

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